he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
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