Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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