South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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