She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
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It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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