It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
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