Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
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He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
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Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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