If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
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I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
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I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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