Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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