How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
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