It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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