Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
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this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
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Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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