so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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