Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
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Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
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time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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