ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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