this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
mondays should just be called national damage control day
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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