This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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