and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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