i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
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Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
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I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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