dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
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