the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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