Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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