You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
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your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
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There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
In other news, I just burned my penis
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
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