My room smells like vodka and shame
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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