I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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