I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Randomize
