we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
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like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
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We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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