There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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