chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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