Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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