I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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