Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Randomize
