I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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