I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
The police scanner is talking about you again....
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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