Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
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So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
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And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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