I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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