I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
If that was your dad, he is hot
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
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Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
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i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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