I showed him my bush... on skype.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
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I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
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Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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