idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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