Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
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I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
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Male strippers are involved. You are coming
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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