Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
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I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
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Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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