I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
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Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
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Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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