I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
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I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
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Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
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