I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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