im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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