I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
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About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
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I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
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