i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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