i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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