i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
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My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
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This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I just had sex on a roof
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
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