Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
All I want is dick and wine.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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