Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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