"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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