you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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