Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
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I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
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You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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