Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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