After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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