is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
