.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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