I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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