# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
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I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
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Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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