Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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