PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
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