omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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