There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
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I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
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Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
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