Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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