Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I need a burrito and a hug.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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